No dildo? 5 household items that double up as sex toys

Frankly, you can make dildos out of pretty much anything that’s even slightly phallic in shape. But they are not the only sex toys you can enjoy in bed.

Here are five household items that can double up as sex toys, if you and your partner are feeling a little kinky this holiday season – or anytime of the year.

Duct Tape

When people say you can use duct tape for anything, I’m sure they don’t mean for sex. But if you’re in the mood for a little BDSM, they can really come in handy.

And I don’t mean to use them just for cuffs or to tie someone down. You can tape your partner’s mouth to muffle his cries, or stick them on your partner and rip them away if he hasn’t been a good boy.

Word of caution though, some people’s skin can be sensitive and react to the adhesive of the duct tape, causing rashes or forms of contact dermatitis. One way to get around this is to use hypoallergenic tape under the duct tape, so the tape that’s in contact with the skin is skin-sensitive.

Banana

Now we all know bananas can double as up dildos – I mean, the fruit is used in literally every teenage sex education book to represent the penis.

But did you know you can also use the banana skin for a little fun? For a freshly harvested, organic masturbatory sleeve, simply remove the fruit, and make a small hole at the end of the fruit. Now slide it over your partner’s manhood and work it! You know, banana cream pie is one of my favourite desserts…

Kitchen Spatula

The kitchen is full of utensils that you can bring into the bedroom – if you want to get creative. (Except knives. Never knives.) If you partner is being naughty, teach him a lesson with a spatula – I find that the rubber and silicone ones work the best. Although, I am partial to the back of wooden spoon sometimes too. Oh, and don’t forget it has two ends.

Ice Cubes

This is an oldie but goodie – though, some penises are very sensitive to temperature and you may want to check with your partner if this might cause them to… come to a boiling point a little too quickly, if you know what I mean.

Icing your mouth before giving your partner a blow job is always fun, but you can also use them on nipples, the neck, the small curve in the lower back, even on the soles of their feet. The trick is to move the ice at the right pace so that it keeps them just on the edge between pleasure and pain.

Best part, when the ice starts to melt, you’ll have the chance to lick it all up – and stay hydrated!

Electric Razor

Shaving someone can be an extremely erotic experience – some people, for example, like to roleplay and have Daddy shave down his boy to get him nice and smooth before going to bed. It can also be a very intimate exchange and I highly recommend it as a way to share a few tender moments of vulnerability with your partner. Just be sure to get in a hot bath or shower before the shave, and moisturise liberally after.

Another great use for an electric razor is that it can double up as a vibrator. Now put the other end into your partner’s freshly shaved hole and trust me, he’ll be calling you Daddy all night long.

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